Name Your Own Porn Star

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19 years 10 months

Hi Dave



That is exactly how thistopic started - go look at thread #1.



Best regards



Bimbo Seaford.

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21 years 7 months

Mike,



How much your rottweiller weights?



Best regards,

Rafael

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19 years 10 months

Hi All



Poor frog - didn’t know whether he was coming or going.



Best regards Mike T.

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22 years 4 months

Rafael



I believe the beloved frog was having a moment of sheer sensation, hence passing out and died due to Extreme Pleasure...



Mike



I guess this is why a german shepperd or retriever is a more preferred than a rottweiller...



Cheers!


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16 years 4 months

My first Porn Star name was Dingo Copacabana



Today I have no pets and my house is not over a street ... so I can not be a pornstar at this time, but I can be a Design Engineer. I don’t care about any of your complaints, I want a brunette baby with blue eyes.



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Carlos (Formerly Dingo Copacabana)

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21 years 7 months

I believe Christian killed him.

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19 years 10 months

Hi Rafael



I think your frog just croaked.



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Mike T.

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21 years 7 months

I got a problem with the frog, while laughing he moved.



Got to change frogs, he is in danger.


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22 years 4 months

Rafael



As we know Planning is one of the most important phase in a project.. so I suppose the more heads we use the better..



Cheers..


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19 years 10 months

Hi All



This is where family planning starts.



We planned the perfect family - Husband - Wife and 2.4 kids.

It was 3 kids until we got the rottweiller.



Best regards



Mike T.

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21 years 7 months

Hey!



What about the Owner, seems like there is a threesome.



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Rafael

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22 years 4 months

R. Catalan



I don’t know either but you could be right!


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20 years 2 months

Shahul,



The Design Engineer is the father of the baby.



Right Christian?



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R. Catalan

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16 years 11 months

Hi De Vera



I am sorry i don’t know

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22 years 4 months

Mike



The name sounds like a jolly good fellow.. I expect something like "Mr. Gigolo"



Shahul



What about the Design Engineers, what roles do they have?


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16 years 7 months

My current Porn star name would be Spartacus Saltcoats.



I like this.



SS

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21 years 7 months

Shahul,



Assign me a Piping Designer role.



LOL

Rafael

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16 years 11 months

Just for fun, roles were defined,



1.Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.



2. Construction Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.



3. Controls Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).



4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and women are available.



5. Instrument Engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.



6. Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex is wrong.



7. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.



8. Structural Engineering is still figuring out how to produce a baby.



9. Procurement buys condoms by mistake.



10. Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll

produce a child with zero resources.



11. Doc Control Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.



12. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.



13. Piping Designers don’t care...they just want the woman!!

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19 years 10 months

Hi Christian



This is what the trivia section is all about.



My present day name would be Oliver Trinity.



Best regards



Mike T.

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22 years 4 months

Rafael



to late for me to edit my post now.. but thanks for letting me know.



Mike



my apologise for misunderstanding your post.



Cheers..

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21 years 7 months

Christian,



When Mike mentioned his small part he was referring to the time his character was to appear. He got me also; I had to edit my posting before someone else posted his.



He is a villain.

the joker



Best regards,

Rafael

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Mike



With these days medicine and technology nothing is impossible.. e.g. viagra, enlargement (breast & P@nis), operations, and even sex change!



you could still do it if you really want to..



Cheers..

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21 years 7 months

If using today’s pet and street:



Lola Plaza

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19 years 10 months

Hi Rafael



I did audition for a porn film but I didn’t have a big enough part.



Best regards



Mike T.

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21 years 7 months

Galileo Mirtos



Galileo was a Beta fish our mother named Galileo. Mirtos was the street, spanish name for the aromatic plant Myrtus.



Mike, be real, at least give us a nickname of your own porn star, say; “deep-throat“, “the snake”, “sweet lips”, “lollipop”, “the abyss ” …



Best regards,

Rafael