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Name Your Own Porn Star

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Sun, 2010-02-14 12:38
Mike Testro
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Hi All

Some of you may have heard of this before but if you combine the name of your 1st pet with the street name where you 1st lived you will have created your own porn start.

Mine is Bimbo Sleaford.

Whats yours.

Best Regards

Mike T.
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Tue, 2010-04-20 01:48
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Mike Testro
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Hi Dave

That is exactly how thistopic started - go look at thread #1.

Best regards

Bimbo Seaford.
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Tue, 2010-04-20 00:48
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Dave Duncan
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You can work out what your own pornstar name is simply by the following.

Your first name is the name you gave your first pet!
Your last name is the name of the first street or road you lived on.

Try it and let us know yyour name!

Mine is Barny Kirkham
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Tue, 2010-03-02 05:29
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Roger Booth
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How about Rikki Coronation?
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Mon, 2010-02-22 14:54
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Rafael Davila
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Mike,

How much your rottweiller weights?

Best regards,
Rafael
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Mon, 2010-02-22 03:36
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Mike Testro
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Hi All

Poor frog - didn’t know whether he was coming or going.

Best regards Mike T.
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Mon, 2010-02-22 00:32
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Christian Adrian ...
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Rafael

I believe the beloved frog was having a moment of sheer sensation, hence passing out and died due to Extreme Pleasure...

Mike

I guess this is why a german shepperd or retriever is a more preferred than a rottweiller...

Cheers!

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Sun, 2010-02-21 20:27
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Carlos Arana
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My first Porn Star name was Dingo Copacabana

Today I have no pets and my house is not over a street ... so I can not be a pornstar at this time, but I can be a Design Engineer. I don’t care about any of your complaints, I want a brunette baby with blue eyes.

Best Regards,

Carlos (Formerly Dingo Copacabana)
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Sat, 2010-02-20 14:29
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Rafael Davila
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I believe Christian killed him.
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Sat, 2010-02-20 13:10
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Mike Testro
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Hi Rafael

I think your frog just croaked.

Best regards

Mike T.
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Sat, 2010-02-20 10:16
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Rafael Davila
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I got a problem with the frog, while laughing he moved.

Got to change frogs, he is in danger.

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Sat, 2010-02-20 10:15
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Rafael Davila
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Laughing frog
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Fri, 2010-02-19 23:21
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Christian Adrian ...
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Rafael

As we know Planning is one of the most important phase in a project.. so I suppose the more heads we use the better..

Cheers..

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Fri, 2010-02-19 11:12
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Mike Testro
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Hi All

This is where family planning starts.

We planned the perfect family - Husband - Wife and 2.4 kids.
It was 3 kids until we got the rottweiller.

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Mike T.
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Fri, 2010-02-19 10:49
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Rafael Davila
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Hey!

What about the Owner, seems like there is a threesome.

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Rafael
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Fri, 2010-02-19 10:35
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R. Catalan

I don’t know either but you could be right!

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Fri, 2010-02-19 10:05
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R. Catalan
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Shahul,

The Design Engineer is the father of the baby.

Right Christian?

Best regards,
R. Catalan
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Fri, 2010-02-19 09:37
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Shah. HB
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Hi De Vera

I am sorry i don’t know
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Fri, 2010-02-19 08:46
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Christian Adrian ...
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Mike

The name sounds like a jolly good fellow.. I expect something like "Mr. Gigolo"

Shahul

What about the Design Engineers, what roles do they have?

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Fri, 2010-02-19 08:42
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Gary Whitehead
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My current Porn star name would be Spartacus Saltcoats.

I like this.

SS
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Fri, 2010-02-19 08:17
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Rafael Davila
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Shahul,

Assign me a Piping Designer role.

LOL
Rafael
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Fri, 2010-02-19 08:09
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Shah. HB
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Just for fun, roles were defined,

1.Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2. Construction Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

3. Controls Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and women are available.

5. Instrument Engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

6. Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex is wrong.

7. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

8. Structural Engineering is still figuring out how to produce a baby.

9. Procurement buys condoms by mistake.

10. Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll
produce a child with zero resources.

11. Doc Control Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

12. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.

13. Piping Designers don’t care...they just want the woman!!
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Wed, 2010-02-17 04:33
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Mike Testro
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Hi Christian

This is what the trivia section is all about.

My present day name would be Oliver Trinity.

Best regards

Mike T.
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Wed, 2010-02-17 01:04
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Christian Adrian ...
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Rafael

to late for me to edit my post now.. but thanks for letting me know.

Mike

my apologise for misunderstanding your post.

Cheers..
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Tue, 2010-02-16 13:30
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Rafael Davila
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Christian,

When Mike mentioned his small part he was referring to the time his character was to appear. He got me also; I had to edit my posting before someone else posted his.

He is a villain.
the joker

Best regards,
Rafael
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Tue, 2010-02-16 13:07
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Christian Adrian ...
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Mike

With these days medicine and technology nothing is impossible.. e.g. viagra, enlargement (breast & P@nis), operations, and even sex change!

you could still do it if you really want to..

Cheers..
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Sun, 2010-02-14 15:56
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Rafael Davila
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If using today’s pet and street:

Lola Plaza
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Sun, 2010-02-14 15:23
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Mike Testro
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Hi Rafael

I did audition for a porn film but I didn’t have a big enough part.

Best regards

Mike T.
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Sun, 2010-02-14 14:09
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Rafael Davila
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Galileo Mirtos

Galileo was a Beta fish our mother named Galileo. Mirtos was the street, spanish name for the aromatic plant Myrtus.

Mike, be real, at least give us a nickname of your own porn star, say; “deep-throat“, “the snake”, “sweet lips”, “lollipop”, “the abyss ” …

Best regards,
Rafael
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