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How can you spot a planner?

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Oliver Melling
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Apart from the dilated pupils and clawed ’mouse wheel finger’ how can you spot a planner?

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Brad Lord
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quite right tony


regards


brad
Tony Hughes
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Hes the guy doing the least amount of work and earning the most money!!!!!
Brad Lord
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olly the dolly, im not the pratt who starts a thread, called how do you spot a planner, if you must know i only do 7 hrs a day as a consultant and leave all the long hrs to my underlings, which leaves me all the time to do what i wish,

so there you go


ha ha ha ha
Oliver Melling
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Belt. Goes round the waist? Same area as a Sporran.
Clive Randall
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sorry his where
Oliver Melling
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I imagine Brad to be like that.

One of those sun-hats with built-in fan, a pedometer free from kellogs attached to his belt and a burning inside his heart for just one moment of female attention.
Clive Randall
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Hes the guy talking when nobodies listening.

Hes the guy working late tp produce a report only the lawyers read

Hes the guy with all the geeky gadgets and no girlfreind
Oliver Melling
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I’m starting to worry about you Brad.
Brad Lord
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and calls her self olly the dolly (oliver girl pants)

ha ha ha ha
Tom Howard
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Likes to parade in front of a mirror wearing high heels, lipstick & lacy underwear...
Daniel Limson
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No offense mates.. but I think you just describe your selves, afterall we are all planners here.
Razi Khan
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Who wears Tie (especially in Gulf region), and if take the Tie off him nothing left of him.

Cheers
ulysses garcia
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Who, looks busy ; doing nothing
Karim Mounir
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weired aliens came from other stars on the back of a comets, easily to notice as they are different from the rest of the mankind.
Anoon Iimos
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the One who says, We cannot..; I cannot..; you cannot..because of....in other words he/she is a pessimist..But...if you try to put it this way..., you have these options...then the Project goes on...
Mark Roberts
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A new Audi drove past me the other day, with the license plate "I PLAN"

He was quite easy to spot
Tom Howard
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from the wierdos I’ve worked with recently... a serious personality disorder (or no personality at all)
Oliver Melling
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A person who’s skin is pale due to lack of sunlight.
Mangesh Khuspe
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hi

a person whom everybody wants to bend in his own way.

cheers
mangesh
Oliver Melling
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You’re always so aggresive Brad, maybe we should introduce PPlanet group meetings where we can all meet up and have a group hug?

Would that help you with your happiness problems?
Brad Lord
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self pity coma, hang on there goes the 3.30 to london, go and get its number sado,

Oliver Melling
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Just post sometimes to have a laugh, sometimes to listen to peoples witty remarks, other times to goad nuggets like you out of a self pity coma.
Brad Lord
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any you people got anything better to do, why would you want to spot a planner, do you spot planes and trains sado

Andrew Dick
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He or she is the person with the bin full of chocolate bar wrappers and Empty Jolt Cola tins.