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Best Christmas Cracker Joke Ever

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Mike Testro
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Hi all

This is the best Christmas Joke I ever got from a cracker.

How did Darth vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

He Felt His Presents.

Wow - Beat that if you can.

Best regards

Mike T.

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Raymund de Laza
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A very Merry Christmas to every one.
Stephen Devaux
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Good one, Mike.

It's not Christmas-y, but:

Q: Why did the activity try on the Judy Garland outfit?

A: Because it wanted to see its critical path drag.

Q: Why didn't it buy it?

A: Because of the drag cost.

Merry Xmas.

Steve the Bajan