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What She Wanted for Christmas

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Mike Testro
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Middle Aged Lady

Dear Santa - For christmas please bring me a Unicorn

Santa - Dear Lady please be more realistic.

OK Santa - Please bring me a boyfriend.

Santa - Hmmm ... What colur unicorn would you like.

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Carmen Arape
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Middle aged gentleman,

 

When I was young

I did stupid things because I didn't know any better.

Now, I know better and do stupid things because

I miss being young

Carmen Arape
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Being middle age

is about realising

you ha've lived most of your life.

You do not have as  much time in front of you,

as you have behind you.