Anybody have any project planning maxims they want to share?
With the week I’m having it would be good to have a giggle.
Here are my top ten
1. Anything that can be changed, will be changed, until there is no time left to change anything.
2. If at first you dont succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
3. A user is somebody who tells you what they want the day you give them what they asked for.
4. A customer is somebody with very high expectations and very shallow pockets.
5. If everything is going exactly to plan, something somewhere is going massively wrong.
6. Theres never enough time to do it right first time, but theres always enough time to go back and do it again.
7. The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90%.
8. When the weight of the project paperwork equals the weight of the project itself, the project can be considered complete.
9. If there is a 50% chance of something going wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will.
10. The finish date is the earliest date for which you cant prove the project wont be complete.
Regards,
Darren
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