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Trump & Queen Elizabeth

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Mike Testro
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Donald Trump asked Her Majesty some advice.

"I know I am a President but I would really like to called Emperor"

"Mr Trump to be an Emperor you have to be in charge of an Empire"

"How about being a King then?"

"But you do not rule a Kindom"

"What can I call myself then?"

"It is quire simple Mr Trump - You rule a Country"


Carmen Arape
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TRump you are not a star,

Putin made you an American Czar,

Now, If  we continue down this dark path you've chosen,

pretty soon we all we' ll be wearing lederhosen,

-Michael R. Burch-