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As Much Use as a Chocolate Tea Pot

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Mike Testro
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Hi Gang

I think you know this category of As Much Use as ......

One of my favourites is As Much Use As a one legged man in an arse Kicking contest. 

And another very recent one - As constructive as a nude model at a Limbo Dance Contest.

Any more out there?

Best regards

Mike T.


Gary Whitehead
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Balls on a Cardinal


A bloke's nipples


A politician's promise


Solar-powered flashlight


peddle-powered wheelchair

Roger Booth
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Ashtray on a motorbike


Come to think of it - These days an ashtray anywhere