Chap walks into a pet shop wanting to buy a monkey.
Owners says that he has three for sale, £500, £1000, £5000
"Why the difference?" the chap asks.
"£500 monkey - civil engineer, can build anything."
"What about the £1000 one?"
"Mechanical engineer - fix anything, install ductwork, steel, fix the car..."
"Blimey, well waht about the £5000 one? What does he do?"
"Not sure, but he calls himself a consultant"
I’ll get my coat...
Taxi!
Owners says that he has three for sale, £500, £1000, £5000
"Why the difference?" the chap asks.
"£500 monkey - civil engineer, can build anything."
"What about the £1000 one?"
"Mechanical engineer - fix anything, install ductwork, steel, fix the car..."
"Blimey, well waht about the £5000 one? What does he do?"
"Not sure, but he calls himself a consultant"
I’ll get my coat...
Taxi!